I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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