If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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