oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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