butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can't believe i had my finger in that
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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