she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
A+ Viking dick
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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