how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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