i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a hot homeless man
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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