Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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