Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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