I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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