that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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