I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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