You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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