last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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