Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Go to google and type XXX

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

.......Is that how you look for porn?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina

(804): View more from Virginia

not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote

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(801): View more from Utah

don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness

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(207): View more from Maine

Damn you and your Monday night power hours.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.

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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.

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