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• (805): View more from California

  before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he just said he'd buy the porn

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  its a step up from the last guy

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Your favorite bartender is back from prision

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  "Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.

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• (310): View more from California

  Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story

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• (415): View more from California

  It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.

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