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(574): View more from Indiana

I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?

(1-574): View more from Indiana

Predator. Straight up.

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(301): View more from Maryland

please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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(614): View more from Ohio

worst night to have a conscience

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(845): View more from New York

its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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(770): View more from Georgia

All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.

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(754): View more from Florida

Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

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(347): View more from New York

We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.

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