your parents love me but you hate me
your thong is hanging out like whoa
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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