just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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