The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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