he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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