the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
