I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The ass gains better be worth it
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