i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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