Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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