Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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