I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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