I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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