Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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