a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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