And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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