Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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