just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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