It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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