have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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