we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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