Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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