Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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