haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
