I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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