If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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