the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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