Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
false alarm, still single
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