Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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