I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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