**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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