You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
ok first of all what the fuck
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
