how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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