after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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