why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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