The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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