just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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