So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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