oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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