awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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