Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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