If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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