We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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