I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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